Game Day Soundtrack: Kings at Canucks

By Diane Phan
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Nov 25th, 2013
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The Kings play the Vancouver Canucks tonight, so here are some terrible songs for a terrible team; a short list that hopefully captures the essence of terribleness that is the Vancouver Canucks.

A Song For Riots

Oh please watch this video. It’s so 90’s awful, and it’s hilarious. If I could edit the heads of Canucks players on to the people in this video, I would.

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Everything is fucked / Everybody sucks
You don’t really know why / But you want justify
Rippin’ someone’s head off

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Its just one of those days / Feelin’ like a freight train
First one to complain / Leaves with a blood stain
Damn right I’m a maniac / You better watch your back

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My suggestion is to keep your distance cause right now I’m dangerous
And if my day keeps goin’ this way I just might break somethin’ tonight

A Song For Diving

Okay, this song is actually alright, so please don’t associate it with the Canucks

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Because I’m falling down / With people standing round
But before I hit the ground / Is there time
Could I find someone out there to help me?

Also, just go look at this again.

A Song For the Canucks’ Attempt at Making a Run For the Stanley Cup

Apologies if you’re like me and find this song incredibly earwormy. You’re welcome for Anna Kendrick though.

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You’re gonna miss me by my walk / You’ll miss me by my talk

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These feet weren’t built to stay too long / It’s for you, dear, that I sing this song

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And I sure would like some sweet company
Oh, I’m leaving tomorrow. What do you say?

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I’ve got my ticket for the long way ’round
The one with the prettiest view

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You’re gonna miss me everywhere
You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone

A Picture of Jeff Carter Just Because (and I Guess Because He’s Back In the Lineup Tonight)

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Sorry Vancouver, no Cup for you.

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Diane Phan is a professional awesome person, though often mistaken for a small child and carded at R-rated movies. At any point in time, she can be found drinking beer and rereading the Harry Potter series.

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