Gameday Soundtrack: Kings vs. Schmucks

By Diane Phan
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Dec 3rd, 2013
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LA Kings
17-7-4
7th in the NHL
  • 38 PTS

  • L10: 6-1-3

  • 3rd in the Pacific Division

Anaheim Ducks
18-7-4
3rd in the NHL
  • 40 PTS

  • L10: 3-4-3

  • 2nd in the Pacific Division

Ah yes, the first meeting between the 2 Southern California teams. It’s a #FreewayFaceoff so   whether it’s the 405 or 91, 57 or 5 (ugh, fuck the 5), driving to see these teams during rush hour will likely be hellacious.

Weird Al Yankovic – Traffic Jam


Don’t fall into a Weird Al spiral like I did. Or do I guess. I’m not the boss of you.

The Kings will square off with a familiar face in Dustin Penner. Dustin Penner has been upsettingly productive so far (cc: Brad Richardson), and it makes me sad to see him flourish somewhere that is not the Kings.

Tegan & Sara – Where Does the Good Go

Why Dustin Penner why?! Are we not pretty and funny and smart enough for you? I mean it’s cool that you get to play on the top line or whatever, but c’mon you had these guys as your linemates.

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At least Penner is still bringing his Twitter game with Bailey though.

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With a Kings regulation win, they would creep ever higher in points, but they’d still languish at 3rd in the Pacific. The Pacific Division standings would remain largely the same, and I have to say that top 3 is pretty good looking.

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California best. Canada worst. Who cares about Phoenix.

It’s certainly better looking than a certain set of jerseys that were unveiled today. (The Kings have already won that matchup, and by won I mean, they’re not as horrible as the Ducks pumpkin nightmare.) Obviously, I’d like to crush and embarrass the Ducks tonight, but honestly, at the end of the day…

2Pac – California Love

Regardless of outcome, it’s 75 and sunny in December, and tonight should be a good game between 2 top teams, both representing The Great State of California.

Bonus: Phantom Planet – California


Someone come drink beer and marathon The OC with me. Cool. thanks.

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Diane Phan
Diane Phan is a professional awesome person, though often mistaken for a small child and carded at R-rated movies. At any point in time, she can be found drinking beer and rereading the Harry Potter series.

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