The ‘Bad Team Booster Club’ Gives Every Team a Chance to Win!

By Chanelle Berlin
In Blogs
Nov 7th, 2013
4 Comments

The worst team in the league coming into Los Angeles should be no big deal, but the Kings have been really excellent at playing down to their opponent so far this season.

Consider the Kings’ charity program for struggling teams:

LAK Bad Teams Booster Club

Tonight, the Buffalo Sabres are in town.

They’re fresh off a win they probably shouldn’t have gotten against the San Jose Sharks. They’re vying for booster club membership. Buffalo’s -22 goal differential is exactly the same as Edmonton’s, who managed to hang around against LA. Plus, Ryan Miller has a .919 save percentage despite goaltending for, again, a team so terrible that lying a row of corpses at the blue line might actually provide better defense. Under these circumstances, Kings could definitely be persuaded to take six penalties and give the Sabres a shot at success. In regulation. Bonus!

No, the Sabres need to be denied.

The Kings are currently stewing at about average themselves, and that’s stupid. Trevor Lewis should net a hat trick to get some points on the season, Robyn Regehr should score on his old team, and assuming Quick starts, he should do himself a favor and grab a shutout.

Slaughtering the Sabres should be the easiest thing in the world, because the Kings also still have Mike Richards, noted mass murderer on the team. Ryan Miller said so, remember?

Boom. Done. Pass the beer.

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Chanelle Berlin
The first laptop Chanelle Berlin ever got was a dinosaur of an HP machine as a reward for good grades. Stay in school, kids. You'll get computers, and then you can troll strangers on the Internet.

4 Comments to “The ‘Bad Team Booster Club’ Gives Every Team a Chance to Win!”

  1. […] were so prepared for the worst, but we’re now pleased as punch that the Kings didn’t continue their trend of losing to […]

  2. […] Meanwhile, the Kings continued to out-shoot the Sabres, but Ryan Miller continued to make hateful save after save. Kings weren’t getting enough traffic in front of the net when playing 5v5. The one goal they did manage at the beginning of the game came off a deflection while Dustin Brown was blocking Miller’s line of sight, but who needed traffic? Not the Kings, who were now fully committed to giving the Sabres a second shot at the Bad Team Booster Club. […]

  3. […] I’m at least glad that they’ve figured out how to hang on until overtime. Having the Bad Team Booster Club doesn’t mean they have to come up completely […]

  4. […] note before (often, always) that the Kings can’t seem to win against garbage teams. In their last meeting, the Islanders scored two goals in quick succession in the second, leaving […]

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